He said what?

Here are a couple of one-liners to start your weekend with!


"To be the world champions you have to win the World Cup. That's the reality." - Bob Skinstad.


On trying to stop Phil Horrocks-Taylor: "Every time I went to tackle him, Horrocks went one way, Taylor went the other, and all I got was the bloody hyphen." - Nick England


"I don't like to see hookers going down on players like that." - Murray Mexted